October 2011
6 posts
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Watch As I Try To Figure Out Why A Man From Dallas...
I love this article. I don’t know why. It’s just a fun psychological exploration of a very strange crime. It’s one of those situations when you hear about a strange news story that you aren’t given very many details on and you are left to wonder what went through the minds of the people involved. That’s exactly what this article is: it’s just me trying to get...
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#OccupyWallStreet Gets Two High-Profile...
I should have posted this one earlier but I’m lazy. Very lazy. I should have also finished writing the original article that I’ve been intending to post here on my Tumblr, but again, very lazy. Also, you should cut me some slack — Batman: Arkham City came out this week. Writing takes a backseat to being Batman, even if it’s only in a digital form. And don’t expect...
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Buy My Book! The Deathbook!
I am one of 17 authors that has contributed a chapter to this fine book on the subject of death and all things silly about it.
Here’s a small sample from my chapter, titled “Necromancy, Spiritualism, and The Oujia Board, or How Unspeakable Evil Sold Out”:
“…shit out a gaggle of demonic creatures.”
That was incredible, huh? Damn right it was. Anyway, if...
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Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games...
This one was written in a mad dash to get something, anything, done. When I wrote it, I was having one of those days where everything is going well, I was full of energy and ready to write…and then I couldn’t write anything. This one just kind of happened, and it turned out pretty well, considering.
Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games and Eating Chicken Instead of...
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A Love Letter To Arrested Development
Aaaand this is posted a few minutes ago as well. This is one fairly self-explanatory and not purposefully funny. It’s just me being happy about the news of Arrested Development potentially coming back for a mini-series, followed by a movie. This article is a sloppy 1,300 word blowjob. Also, I misspelled “article” in that last sentence and the only suggested spelling correction...
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Holy Crap! An Italian Man Ripped Out His Own Eyes...
I just posted this one on FunnyCrave. It is but a simple tale of a man that ripped his eyes out of his own head, yet I managed to transform the simple and cliched, same-old-same-old nature of a news story about a man ripping his eyes out of his own head — a story we’ve all heard hundreds upon hundreds of times — in to an engaging tale of hilarity…and a man ripping his...
