November 2011
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Why Wasn’t I Even Considered For The Title of...
This is a weird one. Not because the content is strange in anyway, but because I’m not sure if the article is actually good or if it amuses me and only me. Probably the latter. Judge it for yourself, but I think I’m alone on this one.
Why Wasn’t I Even Considered For The Title of Sexiest Man Alive?
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Friendships Frozen In Time and Penis Piercings
A best friend is the final brick atop the pyramid of friendship. Below that there are many sub-sections of friendships that eventually trickle down to the base level of friendship, acquaintances — people you know and may have hung out with on a few occasions, but you don’t really know each other that well and are only brought together through other friends. Somewhere in between Best Friends...
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Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s...
I wrote this one earlier today and it posted exactly an hour and 20 minutes ago. It already has 60 Facebook likes, which is pretty impressive, seeing as most of my Holy Taco articles are lucky if they see 60 Likes in their entire lives.
I really like this one. It’s just me treating something silly with a little bit too much seriousness.
And, yes, I know. There should be an apostrophe in...
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Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up,...
I’ve been playing Skyrim quite a bit since it came out this past Friday. As it tends to occur whenever I play a game for an extended period of time, the game starts to warp my brain and I start to think weird things. This article, which I posted yesterday on Holy Taco, is all about that mind warp. It all started with a text message exchange with my friend Darryl regarding the ability to...
