April 2012
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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?
I wrote this, therefore you should read it. (I’m really good at SAT analogies).
Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?
A Letter To The Crow Outside My Window
Dear Crow Outside My Window,
Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
The Guy Who Isn’t Afraid To Use His Box of Nerf Guns For Evil
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My One Sentence Summary
We all have low points in our lives when we get down on ourselves for no reason. The one low point I often revisit is I tend to think I’m not good at anything. I think people that are genuinely good at something, whatever it may be, can be summed up in a sentence or two. I don’t think I have that one sentence summary.
“Fred? I’ll tell you something about Fred: If you have any questions about home...
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I've Had Some Work Done
I’ve had some work done.
I’ve had my eyes peeled, my ears opened, my nose upturned, my eyebrows raised, my ears bent, my legs pulled, my shoulder chips removed (which lifted some weight off my shoulders), my teeth gritted, my fingers crossed, my brains racked, my hair let down, my tongue tied, my upper-lip stiffened, my head leveled, my skin thickened, my nose browned, my chin kept up, and my...
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Was Rick Santorum About To Say The N-Word?
Speaking of the dreaded N-word, Rick Santorum may have said it. I talk about it here…
Was Rick Santorum About To Say The N-Word?
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The Dreaded “N-word”
Wow. I had no idea this still existed. Whoever’s running FunnyCrave now reposted this. It must have been sitting in the FC archives from when Adam, Ian, and I made the switch from Scenic Anemia to FunnyCrave back in July of 2009. The article was originally written at least a few months before that. I never ran it on FC because we thought the site would be big and we didn’t want to...
