May 2012
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A Review Of 5 Bottled Water Brands
I went a bought a bunch of different brands of bottled water. This is a review of them. 1) Dasani — Tastes like water. 2) Evian — Tastes like water. 3) Smart Water — Tastes like water. 4) Zephyrhills — Tastes like water. 5) Fiji — Tastes like water, but the tropical backdrop makes me think I’m drinking salt water.
May 25th
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A List of My Nervous Ticks
I tick, nervously most times. Other times because I’m not nervous and have just gotten used to all the ticking I do when I am nervous, which is often. Over the years I have collected a comprehensive list of every nervous tick I’ve ever developed. These are real. What’s going on in my life at any given time influences how many of these ticks I will have going concurrently. If my only worry is...
May 13th
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I Write For ManCaveDaily Now! Huzzah!
I’ve been doing some freelance stuff for a site called ManCave, which is run by Cracked columnist Brendan McGinley. Luke McKinney, another Cracked columnist, also writers for ManCave regularly. I’m in good company. I’ve already written about 5 or 6 articles for them, but this is my latest. Enjoy my writing, no one! Five Strange Things You Accept in a Female-Dominated Domicile
May 7th