Wanna know what I’m really good at? I’m really good at not being good at writing short, concise, snappy titles. I’m so not good at it that it’s something I excel at.

I like this one. It’s just me calling a major corporate entity an asshole. It’s fun.

“Nah-uh, because the mouse would have been melted in the Mountain Dew!” Is The Worst Legal Argument Ever Presented To A Court

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