Wow. I had no idea this still existed. Whoever’s running FunnyCrave now reposted this. It must have been sitting in the FC archives from when Adam, Ian, and I made the switch from Scenic Anemia to FunnyCrave back in July of 2009. The article was originally written at least a few months before that. I never ran it on FC because we thought the site would be big and we didn’t want to start off with something that could potentially offend a lot of people.
Man, we were dumb.
Anyway, here it is. I haven’t re-read it, so there’s probably an embarrassingly high number of spelling and grammatical errors.