So, it seems I’ve been neglecting the main reason I started this Tumblr blog — shamelessly promoting my shit. Ever since I left Holy Taco I’ve been writing articles for a site called Man Cave Daily, which is run by Cracked columnist and all-around funny/nice guy Brendan McGinley. I write a couple feature-length articles a week for MCD, a few of which run every month. I’ve even been elevated to the status of columnist, with a snazzy banner image forthcoming. It’s a fun job, and I have a lot of freedom to write pretty much whatever I want.

For no reason whatsoever, I’ve stopped posting the articles I write for other sites here. I think I became so caught up with trying to create original content for this Tumblr thing that posting stuff from somewhere else started to feel cheap. The thing is, I am cheap; I am a shameless self-promoter, I just don’t want to admit it.

So, here’s a link to my writer profile, and here’s a link to my columnist profile. When I became a columnist, only the articles I wrote as a columnist were listed under the columnist link. Click the first link to see everything I’ve written for MCD.

And here are my favorite articles so far…

Five Instances When Fake Breasts Saved Lives

Five Strange Things You Accept in a Female-Dominated Domicile

Five Life Lessons Learned from GIFs

5 Terrible Things Theme Parks Make You Realize about Humanity

How to Be a Modern Cable News Journalist in 8 Easy Steps

Cutting-Edge Tech Ad Was Much Better as 1990 Comedy Skit

Recipes For The Lonely: How To Cook For One

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